A night of yucking it up on the Fox Business Channel culminated in a hypothesis that could actually end terrorism once and for all - with no military involvement whatsoever.
We also singed a bill into law on Facebook and explained why getting arrested at your wedding is a good thing.
There's also plenty of talk about leaked photos and robot sex for those of you who are into the highbrow stuff.
The Off The Meter crew returns from hiatus to discuss the TV Pilot we just shot and the comedy benefit we just BOMBED at. We also got into the real truth behind Hello Kitty's identity and explained why Americans are joining ISIS at such alarming speeds.
Pat Dixon and Chris Laker help me prepare a legal defense for Wednesday's trial. We also handle my appearance on British television and my experience with the GREAT Loni Love. Ron Purcell flew in from Australia to close things out in high style.