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        <![CDATA[Micah Sherman, star actor and e-cigarette enthusiast, stopped by to talk road comedy, commercial auditions, and his new social media documentary. JL Cauvin hung tough with an irate member of the Westboro Baptist Church and Jonathan Randall attempted to defend George Clooney. GOP Strategist Dave Finkelstein explained the government shutdown of the NY Giants.]]>
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        <![CDATA[MYQ KAPLAN, comedy powerhouse and Buddhist extremist, stopped by to discuss the end of days for a d-list comic. We also got into world-class cat sitters and profitable deaths with the great Charlene Modeste, actor and singer extraordinaire. "Ask A Cabbie" went heavy on weed, weddings, and the best dead singers. ]]>
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      <title>Best of 2013: Daniel Lynas and Nat Towsen</title>
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        <![CDATA[Daniel Lynas and Nat Towsen discuss political sexuality and the best weed names in the rap industry. We also got into DC shootings and body issues on E-Harmony.]]>
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        <![CDATA[Chris Gethard came by to discuss life as an elephant friendly PT Barnum. We also got into courting Diddy, eavesdropping on Jay Z, and the underworld that envelopes most of NYC. Jonathan Randall's entertainment report focused heavily on class warfare in the Emmy death montage. Dean Imperial explained why liberals are now flocking to Vatican City to dump gatorade on the pope.]]>
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      <title>Best of 2013: A Tale Of Two Con-Men</title>
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      <title>Best of 2013: Jenny Failla Live From The Galt House</title>
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      <title>Best of 2013: America's Ho-Phase</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 08 Aug 2013 23:11:16 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Best of 2013: Defending Rush Limbaugh</title>
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      <title>Best of 2013: Goodbye Kitty</title>
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        <![CDATA[Dean Imperial, Joseph James, and Rosie Santana discuss end of life strategies for a pair of stray cats that have had it too good for too long. We also got into the golden age of pro-wrestling and the reason that certain people should never go to Disney without kids.]]>
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      <title>Best of 2013: Rap Video Godess Rocio Santana</title>
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      <title>Best of 2013: Maximum Strength Dykman</title>
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      <title>Best of 2013: Mixing Friends with Dean Imperial and Pat Dixon</title>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 18 Jul 2013 21:24:30 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Best of 2013: The Cliffhanger</title>
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        <![CDATA[Dean Imperial and Vicky Kuperman discuss surprise TV appearances and the hottest selling book on Amazon.com. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 17 Jul 2013 23:12:55 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Best of 2013: Sum Ting Wong</title>
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        <![CDATA[Dean Imperial and Jen Failla discussed a fascinating article in the NY Post. They also got into yard-sales, "slacktivism," and the worst lemonade salesman ever. We also got into lawsuits and unanswered celebrity tweets. GREAT FRIEND OF THE SHOW Liz Miele Guest Starred in a weird way.]]>
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      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Jul 2013 22:05:43 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Best of 2013: Republicans Buy Sneakers Too</title>
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        <![CDATA[Here's Dean Imperial and Jelisha Gatling talking about AGT's "Michael Jordan Moment." We also got into the many ways that guys cost themselves sex and Hasid's cost themselves money.
Palm Readers, Ryan Gosling, and Jesse Helms guest star.]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 12 Jul 2013 20:08:36 +0000</pubDate>
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Palm Readers, Ryan Gosling, and Jesse Helms guest star.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Best of 2013: Two Froggy Evenings</title>
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      <title>Best of 2013: It's The Great Pumpkin, Facebook Friends</title>
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        <![CDATA[JL Cauvin stopped by to discuss Reality Appearances that WEREN'T as well the litany of showbiz people that want us dead. We also got into the problem with New York City and burnt down Delis.]]>
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      <title>Best of 2013: America May or May Not Have Talent</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[Here's Krystyna Hutchinson discussing a Network Television appearance I might be making, a stripper I definitely dated, and a hospital that harvested the organs of a live woman. Family fun, ya'll.]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Jul 2013 20:21:14 +0000</pubDate>
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      <itunes:summary>Here's Krystyna Hutchinson discussing a Network Television appearance I might be making, a stripper I definitely dated, and a hospital that harvested the organs of a live woman. Family fun, ya'll.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Best of 2013: Afghanistan Has Got Talent</title>
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        <![CDATA[Dean Imperial and Jelisha Gatling talk foot orgasms, fat house pets, and the greatest reality show ever. There's also a lot more talk about playing soccer with a decapitated head than we expected. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 28 Jun 2013 22:12:16 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Best of 2013: The Falling Walendas</title>
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        <![CDATA[Here's Pat Dixon discussing fat jokes, tight-rope walkers, and the problem with driving to Brooklyn. 
We also got into fighting people in vagina costumes and other high-minded fare.]]>
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We also got into fighting people in vagina costumes and other high-minded fare.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Best of 2013: Kevin Downey Junior and The JV Hookers of Vegas </title>
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        <![CDATA[Big Game Comic Kevin Downey Junior kicked off Las Vegas week to talk about maid-sex, 4pm Guest Spots, and where to find the worst hookers in Vegas. We also got into some real estate advice for Detroit investors as well as the greatest NFL Player to EVER live.]]>
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      <itunes:summary>Big Game Comic Kevin Downey Junior kicked off Las Vegas week to talk about maid-sex, 4pm Guest Spots, and where to find the worst hookers in Vegas. We also got into some real estate advice for Detroit investors as well as the greatest NFL Player to EVER live.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Big Game Comic Kevin Downey Junior kicked off Las Vegas week to talk about maid-sex, 4pm Guest Sp...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Best of 2013: The (Live-Tweeting) Fugitive   </title>
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        <![CDATA[Dean Imperial joined us for a state of the union on the Massachusetts manhunt. We also did a few Colin Quinn impressions and explained exactly when the chase will end and why.]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:09:14 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-08-27</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-21</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/offthemeter/episodes/2013-04-19T15_09_14-07_00</link>
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      <itunes:duration>3256</itunes:duration>
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      <itunes:summary>Dean Imperial joined us for a state of the union on the Massachusetts manhunt. We also did a few Colin Quinn impressions and explained exactly when the chase will end and why.</itunes:summary>
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      <title>Best of 2012: The Day John Lennon Died</title>
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        <![CDATA[New York Times Best Selling Author Keith Elliot Greenberg stopped by to discuss the Wrestling Match, The Tree Lighting, and The Shooting that took place on December 8, 1980.  Along the way he got into the first ever East Coast / West Coast Rap Feud and John Lennon's Amish Period.  Keith's new book December 8, 1980 is available wherever fine books are sold. ]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Dec 2012 22:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-08-27</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
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      <dc:creator>Off The Meter</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:summary>New York Times Best Selling Author Keith Elliot Greenberg stopped by to discuss the Wrestling Match, The Tree Lighting, and The Shooting that took place on December 8, 1980.  Along the way he got into the first ever East Coast / West Coast Rap Feud and John Lennon's Amish Period.  Keith's new book December 8, 1980 is available wherever fine books are sold. </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Best of 2012: The Hype Man</title>
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        <![CDATA[Dean Imperial stopped by to discuss what it takes to get into cannibalism and the race for the White House. We also got into his hit play "Naked Eyes"  which will be @ The Beckett on Theater Row this Sunday.  Jordon Ferber came through to promote both his pot addiction and his weekly comedy series @ the Zinc Bar on West 3rd street.  Crazy storm coverage guest starred.  ]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 26 Oct 2012 23:21:42 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2015-11-20</dcterms:modified>
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      <title>Best of 2012: Master of the Whippets</title>
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        <![CDATA[Mike McPadden, head writer of Mr. Skin, stopped by to discuss his latest literary masterpiece "If You Like Metallica" which is available wherever fine books are sold.  We also got into the utopian version of New York City known as Chicago and explained how a cities top culinary export influences the disposition of it's people.  From there it was ALL METALLICA, with a side of Anthrax, Bill Clinton, and suicide by alligator.]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 06 Sep 2012 21:45:45 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2016-03-18</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2016-03-18</dcterms:created>
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      <dc:creator>Off The Meter</dc:creator>
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      <itunes:summary>Mike McPadden, head writer of Mr. Skin, stopped by to discuss his latest literary masterpiece &quot;If You Like Metallica&quot; which is available wherever fine books are sold.  We also got into the utopian version of New York City known as Chicago and explained how a cities top culinary export influences the disposition of it's people.  From there it was ALL METALLICA, with a side of Anthrax, Bill Clinton, and suicide by alligator.</itunes:summary>
      <itunes:subtitle>Mike McPadden, head writer of Mr. Skin, stopped by to discuss his latest literary masterpiece &quot;If...</itunes:subtitle>
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      <title>Best of 2012: Cannibals, Strippers, and Street Fights</title>
      <description>
        <![CDATA[Dean Imperial joined us for a heated discussion on the aforementioned subjects.  Copycat criminals, bad fathers, and the robot from "Small Wonder" guest starred.   Happy National Donut Day.  ]]>
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      <pubDate>Sat, 02 Jun 2012 00:04:35 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-08-27</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2013-12-11</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/offthemeter/episodes/2012-06-01T17_04_35-07_00</link>
      <dc:creator>Off The Meter</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>cannibals,strippers,fights,obama,bildeberg,romney,maryland,facebook,tip,zuckerberg</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:summary>Dean Imperial joined us for a heated discussion on the aforementioned subjects.  Copycat criminals, bad fathers, and the robot from &quot;Small Wonder&quot; guest starred.   Happy National Donut Day.  </itunes:summary>
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      <title>Best of 2012: Brown Meat Will Be Served</title>
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        <![CDATA[Dean Imperial joined us to determine which one of our Presidents was the biggest sexual deviant.  With the help of listener calls and emails, we were only able to determine one thing, Bill Clinton is a boy scout when compared to his predecessors.  A special Memorial Day Weekend edition of "Blame That Tune" was dedicated to the best holiday weekend disaster songs.  ]]>
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      <comments>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/offthemeter/episodes/2012-05-25T16_07_01-07_00</comments>
      <pubDate>Fri, 25 May 2012 23:07:01 +0000</pubDate>
      <dcterms:modified>2014-08-27</dcterms:modified>
      <dcterms:created>2014-08-27</dcterms:created>
      <link>https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/offthemeter/episodes/2012-05-25T16_07_01-07_00</link>
      <dc:creator>Off The Meter</dc:creator>
      <itunes:keywords>washington,lincoln,obama,romney,clinton,strippers,porn,sex,detroit,zimmerman,trump,sharon-stone</itunes:keywords>
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      <itunes:duration>3572</itunes:duration>
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      <title>Best of 2012: War Heroes At Happy Hour</title>
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      <title>Best of 2012: The Ugly App </title>
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        <![CDATA[Dean Imperial joined us to expose the fraud that is "The Ugly App".  We also got into Octomom's pornographic offerings as well as Al Qaeda's. Frequent Fox News Contributor  Jim Mendrinos stopped by to promote his new play "In Her Wake" and read his fellow Republicans their truth in a way that will probably get him fired.  ]]>
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      <pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 22:17:13 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Best of 2012: Autism Awareness Meets Paul McCartney's Dog</title>
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        <![CDATA[Comedian Kirk Smith weighed in on the autism epidemic from an extremely informed vantage point.  He also gave us some insight into how Paul McCartney socializes in Central Park.  The Republican nominating process has ended, but no one told bothered to tell Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich so we decided to lend a hand.  We also searched for the perfect running mate for Mitt Romney with "imperfection" being the key attribute for all potential suitors.  Kirk's Autism Awareness Blog is www.stoppingpuncheswithmyface.com and we consider it a "MUST READ"]]>
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      <title>Best of 2012: Oscar Winner George Kennedy On Hanging With OJ, Swinging With Sinatra, And Carrying a Naked Bo Derek</title>
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        <![CDATA[Dan Soder, Big Game Comic and the sporting equivalent of a crackhead's son, stopped by to talk Lin-Sanity, voices that don't match appearances, and comedy festivals that require abs. We also got into the fact that the Knicks resurgence bares a striking resemblance to a Michael J. Fox movie and that Floyd Mayweather is the last person on Earth that should be serving as a societal analyst on Twitter. The Googles were presented to a dog that was never on the roof of Mitt Romney's car, a super model on "Intervention", and a winning TEAM.]]>
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      <title>Best of 2012: Following Seinfeld With a Gift Card</title>
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        <![CDATA[First Team All Pro Comic Jesse Joyce took us inside the writing strategy for some of the biggest Comedy Central roasts in history.  Along the way he settled a violent dispute over a wether or not a guy can use a gift certificate on a date and explained why sports fans are all a tad insane.  There was even a small helping of political analysis having to do with the fine art of Search Engine Optimization.  The Googles were presented to a Fox News call to arms, as well as a protest against Mitt Romney that would make Clark Griswald proud.  ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 22:42:22 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Best of 2012: Super Bowl MONDAY</title>
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        <![CDATA[Stand up Heavyweight Mike Vecchione joined us from Atlantic City for a Super Bowl version of the morning after pill.  Madonna, Gisele, and carpooling with a three time champion were all in play.  The Googles focused on a great commercial for a lame product as well as the darkest story we'll cover this year that doesn't involve the history of the diamond on your engagement ring.  ]]>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:52:30 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>Best of 2012: The Art of the (Drug) Deal</title>
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        <![CDATA[Freddie C, retired drug dealer who ran the streets from the age of 13, joined us to dish on what it's like to bribe cops, sell drugs in prison, and spend 23 hours a day in solitary confinement.  Along the way he explained the two key things you NEED TO KNOW if you want to do drugs, sell drugs, or legalize drugs.  The Google Awards focused on shameless book promotion, missing news anchors, and spelling errors on Wheel of Fortune.  We also got into Demi Moore's inability to act her age.]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:48:10 +0000</pubDate>
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        <![CDATA[Brian Koppelman, writer of "Rounders" and "Oceans Thirteen", phoned in to go toe to toe with our TRUTH SEEKING MISSILE of a host on all things to do with the firing of Letterman Comedy Booker Eddie Brill.  Along the way we touched on the end of free speech, the end of the Knicks, and the beginning of Newt Gingrich's swingers club.  Rick Perry is gone but according to a new book he is still ON TOP.   The Google Awards culminated in an impassioned defense of Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch.  ]]>
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      <pubDate>Thu, 19 Jan 2012 22:14:13 +0000</pubDate>
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      <title>&quot;The Mile Low Club&quot;</title>
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        <![CDATA[Vegan homicides, "Whorehouse Perfume", and the upside of Sharia Law were just a few of the items in play in this episode.  Star Comedienne Cory Kahaney  revealed what 5 appearances on the Ferguson show can be parlayed into and extolled on the virtues of the "47th Street Stonings".  Two bus passengers found  the only way to sink lower on a bus than being on a bus to begin with.  "The Red Phone" dished out a yellow brick road that would make John Rocker proud.  Southwest Airlines unveiled it's new convertible fleet.  "Will it Work" was dedicated to a pair of yoga practitioners who threw a horrible wedding.  A new study concluded that 70 years of marriage leads to a really slow, premeditated, death.]]>
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